Nursing Haikus

Friday, 22 January 2010

I have been working on nursing haikus and here are some of the ones I posted on Twitter:

Bend over, touch toes!
Your first prostate exam may
give you quite a shock


Nursing school Day 1
"Don't accept a grape or sweet
from a patient's hand"


You are on traction
keep hands above the duvet
at all times or else!


Some patients you will
always remember. Like Dot
that poo'd on my head


You've had picolax
don't walk from the commode
or you'll be sorry


Doctors' writing is
like the last series of Lost,
sometimes it makes sense


Renal cholic helps
men understand what childbirth
feels like (probably)


Shaving your own pubes
is always better pre-op
if you are able


Pee in this pot here
to show your current lover
that you care for them


Colonoscopy
is too many syllables
to use in haiku


A warm smile is like
KY Jelly. It makes nursing
tasks go more smoothly

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Why the Skoll World Forum is elitist and anti-social-entrepreneurial

Friday, 8 January 2010

For those who have never come across this, the Skoll World Forum is an annual event that brings together social entrepreneurs around the world to look at supporting international learning and collaboration (or so I thought).

Ever since I set up my first social enterprise 7 years ago (the European Nursing Leadership Foundation), I have been interested in supporting and developing other social entrepreneurs. Initially this was very much driven by how poor my experience was of support organisations but then increasingly by trying to help people avoid the kind of mistakes that I (and many other social entrepreneurs) made in our early days. Since then I have founded other social enterprises and helped dozens of social entrepreneurs along their own journey towards creating their own social enterprises. This has also involved me getting involved regionally (on the boards of SELNET and SEEM) and latterly nationally (as a Council member of the Social Enterprise Coalition). I point this out by way of background and also to explain why I am passionate about social entrepreneurs learning from each other and supporting each other. In fact one of the amazing aspects of the social enterprise world is how open, generous and helpful most social entrepreneurs are towards each other and I think this is a visible expression of the fact that most of us are driven by values which are much more about benefiting others than they are about benefiting ourselves.

And this brings me onto the Skoll World Forum (http://www.skollworldforum.com/).

For the last few years a number of friends had been eulogizing about this as the major international event for social entrepreneurs. Whilst conferences like Voice, the Shine Unconference, etc are always must-attend-events in my diary for the opportunity to meet and share ideas with some of the most amazing social entrepreneurs around, it does tend to be mainly UK-based. So I thought it would be good to share some ideas, inspiration, debates, etc with some international social entrepreneurs, so I applied to attend Skoll. It seemed a bit odd having an application form rather than just buying tickets but I put this down to the quirkiness of academia.

Today I got an email from a nameless sender saying that "Unfortunately, we are not able to offer you a delegate space at this time". Now they are still open for applications on the site so this really says "we don't want you".

Now there are two things that made me really angry about this:

1) They seem to be rejecting the genuine social entrepreneurs

A few minutes on Twitter and I found a number of other people who had also been turned down by Skoll. What tended to characterise them is that they are all running social enterprises. The impression given is that Skoll is for people who aren't social entrepreneurs but like talking about the idea of social entrepreneurship rather than any real engagement with practicing social entrepreneurs. Whilst I understand that social enterprise is sexy, it is irritating how many people are attracted to the idea of social enterprise without actually getting involved in setting up or running social enterprises.


2) This is an example of the kind of elitism that social entrepreneurs are fundamentally opposed to


Openness, transparency, fairness and equality of opportunity are core values to most social entrepreneurs. We wouldn't dream of running services that were only available to people we like or even worse "people like us". What you would expect if you applied for an event is either a very clear transparent criteria for admission or a fair transparent non-discriminatory way of allocating limited places (e.g. first-come first-served).

What seems to be happening at Skoll is that some nameless person or people sift through the applications deciding who they want and who they don't. It is harder to imagine a process that is a worse antithesis of everything that social enterprise is supposed to stand for. It is the kind of mentality that kept women and ethnic minorities from clubs, societies and government for decades and has no real place in any organisation, let alone one that aspires to be empowering individuals, improving society and bringing about positive change in the world.

In case there are those who feel this is simply a rant about not being able to get a ticket to an event, I wouldn't feel this angry if it was a concert, commercial conference, etc because those organisations don't hold themselves up as ethical social organisations. You expect this kind of behaviour from traditional capitalist organisations because often these are run for the comfort of those in charge. I would expect a traditional organisation to want to surround itself with like-minded people from similar backgrounds and organisations because its comfortable and doesn't expose it to real challenge or diversity. Social entrepreneurs often are passionate about justice and fairness and when we see unjust unfair practices like this it makes us angry. That anger and passion is at the heart of most social enterprises and is the fuel that drives the change we want to see in the world.

Genuine social entrepreneurs are often challenging, disruptive and vocal and we are used to more conservative organisations finding us uncomfortable or strange. What is such an enormous waste is that there are plenty of opportunities for policy-makers, government officials and academics to gather but there are very few opportunities for genuine social entrepreneurs to do this. When someone claims to be interested in supporting us but then denies us access to each other then this is just fundamentally wrong. Can you imagine the Social Enterprise Coalition deciding who it does and doesn't want to attend the Voice conference? Of course private clubs can decide who is cool enough to attend and who isn't (although this is more often associated with the schoolyard or fashionable nightclubs than with international conferences) but we shouldn't let this be done in the name of social entrepreneurship.

The light at the end of this particular tunnel is that since I posted this on Twitter, a number of other “Skoll rejects” (e.g. genuine social entrepreneurs) have emerged and we are trying to organise an UnConference to achieve ourselves what we thought Skoll was supposed to be doing. All credit to Ben Metz for starting this at http://www.pledgebank.com/OxJam10 and this will hopefully be a human-scale event for social entrepreneurs to network, share ideas, inspire each other and really change the world.

We only need 50 more people so please sign up and I look forward to seeing you there.

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Nursing Times Awards 2009

Tuesday, 24 November 2009


Last Tuesday was the 2009 Nursing Times Awards and it was (as ever) a spectacular affair.

The evening started off well when I realised that I could still fit into my dinner jacket and black tie and thanks must go to my Wii Fit for helping with that. Before the dinner was a drinks reception at the Park Lane Hilton, sponsored by the Royal Air Force where the great and the good in nursing (and a few of us ordinary bods) circulated, drank some lovely wine and were occasionally grabbed by Nursing Times video journalists (namely Gabe and Victoria). I particularly enjoyed this as there were a number of old friends who I had not seen in years at the dinner and this was a great opportunity to catch up with them on several years' worth of career moves, relationship changes and gossip. It was at this point where I was asked to look after tweeting for the Nursing Times for the evening which I did for the rest of the night (trying to tone down my humour and language to something more appropriate for one of the UK's leading nursing journals). I have no idea how the tweets went down or how many of the Nursing Times' followers noticed the difference but I definitely stopped before I got tipsy.

We were then shepherded through to the main ballroom for a fantastic three-course dinner. I am amazed at how people can produce good quality food for hundreds of people that is piping hot, when a dinner party for more than 10 causes my kitchen skills to collapse. I was sat with a few old friends for dinner as well as some other charming guests and the conversation ranged from nursing leadership to the state of the NHS, from social enterprises to women's health and from nursing overseas to the best places to drink at RCN Congress.

After the dinner came the awards ceremony proper, started off by a good speech from Alastair McLellan (the Editor of Nursing Times) which set the tone for the evening and then came the awards. There were 15 categories and the winners came from all parts of the UK and demonstrated some really brilliant examples of nursing practice, teamwork and clinical leadership. There were testimonials and examples which showed nursing and nurses at their best and it is this kind of night that reminds us how amazing nursing can be and often is in many parts of the country.

After the awards, everyone decanted upstairs for a disco and casino (not real money honestly!) and plenty of celebrations, commiserations and networking. This was again a great opportunity to catch up with old friends, plenty of RCN colleagues and make new friends. The party continued into the wee small hours although those of us that had work in the morning started to slip away at around 1.

All in all it was a wonderful evening to celebrate nurses and nursing, particularly for the award winners who were genuinely touched and honoured to be recognised in this way by colleagues and their managers. If you have never been to an event like this I would strongly urge you to go and if there are nurses around you who really represent the best of what the profession has to offer, then the nominations will be open soon for the 2010 awards.

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Inbox Zero by Merlin Mann

Monday, 13 April 2009

As todays task on the ProBlogger "31 Days to Build a Better Blog" challenge (#31DBBB) at ProBlogger, I have to do a blog post about another blog. I thought I would chose a post that I have been using a lot myself and often in my coaching, namely Merlin Mann's Inbox Zero at 43 folders.

I get around a 100 emails a day and it is not uncommon to find my inbox with nearly a 1,000 emails, particularly if I have been traveling in wireless-less parts of the world or have been on holiday without my laptop. Managing this level of email and still getting useful stuff done has always been a challenge and this is often a huge problem for many of the people I develop and coach. David Allen's "Getting Things Done" is a great framework for generally increasing productivity but last year Merlin Mann adapted this specifically to email and developed his idea of "Inbox Zero".

The video at the link above explains the concept and how to put it into practice but in essence it falls down to three principles:

1) Don't use your inbox as a storage space

This used to be my undoing as I would skim my inbox, deal with anything urgent and leave the other emails "till later". The net effect of this is that the inbox becomes a morrass of emails which needs to be searched several times a day for "that key important email". So how do you do this?

2) Deal with any email that takes less than 2 minutes to process immediately

The first step is to go through the inbox and deal with any email that takes less than 2 minutes to process. For most this involves deleting, moving to various filing folders or quick one- or two-sentence replies. I find that 95% of my emails can be processed this way.

3) Process any email that will take more than 2 minutes to process into a specific folder and decide what action needs doing with this

The remaining emails then need to be put into a specific action folder (@Telephone for people I need to ring, @Office for things I need to print out or write letters for, @BringForward for emails I need to look at next month, @Online for emails that need to be connected to the web to process).

Using this approach gives me a clear empty inbox at least twice a week and a tremendous feeling of accomplishment! Thanks Merlin :)

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8 Podcasts to make you a better web entrepreneur

Friday, 10 April 2009

As an avid podcast listener and somewhat sporadic podcaster, I thought it would be useful to share the top 10 podcasts that I think will make you a better web entrepreneur.

1) This Week In Tech

The original and the best! I have been following Leo Laporte and the gang since Episode 5 and they are now on Episode 189 nearly 3 years later. What is good about TWIT is that not only is it hugely entertaining but it keeps me abreast of all the key developments in internet technology every week. It introduced me to Twitter, Facebook, Hulu, Digg, Spotify, iTunesU, etc months before they appeared in any of the mainstream media and discusses not only the technology itself but also its implications and potential. This is the only podcast that I really miss whenever Leo publishes it a few days late and meeting Leo is one of my life ambitions! You can find out more at TWIT TV.

2) MacBreak Weekly

This is done by the same people who do TWIT but focusses on Mac and Apple technology. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a Mac but I have found Mac technology much easier to use when developing and deploying web solutions, whether it is podcasts, blogs, websites, e-learning, etc. You can find out more at Macbreak Weekly.

3) Boagworld

Of all the web design and web development podcasts I have listened to, this one is the most informative and the most entertaining. Paul and Marcus do a great job covering all the main issues that web developers and web designers need to know and some shows are aimed at beginner level, some at intermediate level and some at expert level, with a particular focus on accessibility. You can find out more at Boagworld.

4) Harvard Business Ideas Podcast

The first 3 podcasts are very much focussed on technology and this one is from Harvard looking at business ideas and opportunities. This is a good podcast for generating business ideas as well at looking at some of the cutting edge developments around business and entrepreneurship. The feed is at RSS feed.

5) Entrepreneurial Thought Leaders

In a similar vein is the Entrepreneurial Thought Leader podcast, this one is from Stamford looking at entrepreneurism and particularly entrepreneurship in technology. The site is at Stanford University podcasts.

6) Venture Hacks

Almost all web entrepreneurs will need investment and this relative newcomer to podcasting is by far and away the best podcast on raising venture capital on the web. It is developed by the people behind Venture Hacks and gives a real insight into venture capital, business angels and raising start-up finance as well as some really practical tips. The site is at Venture Hacks.

7) MacBreak Tech

The final two are Pixelcorps podcasts and very much Mac podcasts. If you don't have a Mac, these are of limited use. MacBreak Tech is a fairly hardcore Mac technology podcast that shows you how to get the most out of your Mac as well as troubleshooting common issues and problems. The feed is at Pixelcorps RSS.

8) MacBreak Work

Finally a new podcast from the Pixelcorps aimed at using business software on the Mac, covering software like Keynote, Pages, etc. The feed is at Pixelcorps RSS.

These are very much my own personal podcasting preferences and provide me with a good 7-9 hours of audio learning every week. I would like to hear what podcasts you use and what your thoughts are on this list

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31 days to build a better blog

As the more observant of you will have noticed, I have only written one post in the last 5 months. As part of doing something about this (as well as giving myself a psychological Kick-up-the-butt), I have enrolled in the ProBlogger "31 Days to Build a Better Blog" challenge at ProBlogger

Let's see what impact this has :)

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Blog makeover

Monday, 1 December 2008

As you may have noticed, I haven't been posting very regularly and I think the blog was also looking a little tired. So firstly I have done a spring clean, courtesy of a new template from dzelque at www.ourblogtemplates.com. It is a bit lazy but I did really like this look and would welcome any comments on it. I have also produced a number of new podcasts which should be published over the next few weeks and a raft of new virtual seminars. So (touch wood), Christmas and beyond should be a hive of activity for the site and the blog.

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